Sunday, May 4, 2014

Hoden's Guide to Lovemaking and Small Engine Repair #2

Tip #78:

I speak from experience:  ALWAYS be sure to follow immigration laws diligently when bringing a foreign paramour into the country.  If you take shortcuts, you’ll only find yourself holed up in a snake-infested arroyo, trading fire with the goddamn Mexican Marines. 

Tip #78a: 

Trust, but verify.  The absolute worst time to find our that she’s a high-ranking member of the Juarez Cartel is in the middle of a firefight with the motherfucking Mexican Marines.