by Woody "Cricket Bat" Flavour
Well, It's been some time since my last post....I don't know if you had been made aware but I, unfortunately, spent the better part of....however long its been since my last post behind bars. As it happens they now offer wi-fi to inmates during exercise time to well behaved inmates. Unfortunately, on day 2, I was thrown into isolation for biting a lady's penis(?). This of course meant that I was cut of from all privileges, hence my non-posting.