Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Beck and Fall (The Best Pun I Could Think Of)

Courtesy of the Captain Adam Hoden Library and Day Spa

Ladies and gentlemen, I feel like I’ve done myself a bit of a disservice in not posting this several months ago. You see, I’ve been sharing this belief with friends and family for nearly a year now, and I didn’t write about it sooner, because I didn’t really expect it to be an issue of any consequence.

Lately, people have been making fun of Glenn Beck. Ever since Beck made the move to Fox ‘News,’ he’s turned the crazy up past 11, and people have taken notice. Stephen Colbert has made great sport of mocking Beck’s moronic “War Room.” Colbert even subjected himself to mock endoscopy in response to whatever the hell this was.

The thing is, though, I’ve been making fun of Glenn Beck since before it was cool. I just didn’t post anything about it because I was embarrassed. I didn’t want my loyal reader(s) to know I thought it was funny to make fun of somebody with Down’s Syndrome.

I made fun of him when he insulted the State of Minnesota, the Islamic faith, Europe, Somalian refugees, and the US House of Representatives all in one really raciest interview:

I also made fun of him when he talked about the finer points of murdering Michael Moore on his nationally syndicated radio show:

BECK: Hang on, let me just tell you what I'm thinking. I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus -- band -- Do, and I've lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, "Yeah, I'd kill Michael Moore," and then I'd see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I'd realize, "Oh, you wouldn't kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn't choke him to death." And you know, well, I'm not sure.

And I really made fun of him when he asked fellow moron John Hagee if Barack Obama was the Anti-Christ. Not to mention all the other irritating, asinine, and offensive things that were said in this clip:

And then there's this:

By the way, the country was Bosnia and Herzegovina, then under the control of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

I'm not trying to take credit for anything, just stop saying I'm jumping on the bandwagon.

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