Friday, August 1, 2008

A Perfectly Servicable Species

From the Special Needs Group

We would like to apologize to the human race for Shamus (Inches) O’Toole’s condemnation of the humanity as a species. The Special Needs Group as a whole believes humanity to be a perfectly serviceable species that is in no way running headlong to its own destruction. It is, however, common knowledge that any of the higher mammals would do a far better job of running the planet than humans.

We feel that it was unfair to suggest that mandatory sterilization would be a solution to this planet’s problems. Besides, it would likely take decades to have any recognizable effect.

No comments: