Monday, June 30, 2008

Sports Fuck! Again!

by Woody "Cricket Bat" Flavour

Evenin' there wayward souls. It's been a few weeks but sports and bla bla bla......

Went and saw Styx and Boston the other was good...i mean Styx...Boston was like a drunk uncle or something though...trying to ruin Thanksgiving or whatever.

Listen I'm starting a petition to create a new professional baseball league. The MLB has been pissing me the fuck off for a month or a year or something. We should have the MLB and the "Super Baseball League of America" (SBLA). The MLB will keep being judgemental pricks and ruining all of our fun and the SBLA will allow supergenetic steroid-utilizing baseball machines to beat the fuck out of eachother. Mark McGuire will come back. It'll be awesome. They just have to provide their own steroids.

Let's do this people.

Editor's Note: As always, Mr. Flavour's comments do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Special Needs Group, its affiliates, lackeys, sponsors, footmen, or parent company: Hernandez and Son's Hydraulic Adult Toy Co. Also, we will never again allow Mr. Flovour to post while drunk.

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