Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hiatus Maximus

By Woody "Cricket Bat" Flavour

So here's the rub: Shamus, Captain, and Jesus were flying to poland and their chopper went down over the Himalayas. This is a huge fucking bummer because that means I've got to extend my shit to talking about stuff that don't involve sporting accidents.

My three dear dear acquaintances are currently undergoing radioactive spine treatment in hopes that some sort of himalayan monster won't grind their bones to make his oh so popular (and tasty!) bread.

So let's see...what's in the news....

Oh yeah...I was reading the other day about these two dudes in suits in Oregon. Some representative guy or something named MANNIX told someone that the other guy, Sir Erickson or some shit put his load in some girl and then paid her to have the kid killed while living inside of her. I've come to learn that this practice is known as abortion. This is performed, presumably, by either drilling through the females naval and digging the child out with a large wooden spoon, or holding the mothers head under water in a bathtub, thus, killing two birds with one stone.

The whole problem I have with this deal is the fact that everyones acting like the guy who had that bitch kill her kid is some kind of jerk...when in reality he should be given some sort of medal of achievement. There are enough people in America that have kids already, we don't need politians to have them too.


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