Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Welcome Cricket Bat Flavour

By Inches O’Toole


We are delighted here at The Special Needs blog to welcome a new contributor to our fellowship. Woody (Cricket Bat) Flavour is a respected and revered football hooligan from The Continent.

While I shall leave it up to Goodman Flavour to submit a more detailed history, I would like to briefly describe his credentials for you. Woody (Cricket Bat) Flavour—aka Thomas “Big Toe” Henderson, aka Stubbs Johnson, aka Elliot “Rice Cake” Hancock, aka Popper Martini, aka Dr. Jonas Mitchell—has had more disorderly conduct arrests than all three of our regular contributors combined.

I first met Cricket Bat Flavour when he was the events coordinator at Lansdowne Road in February of ’95. Since then we have been incarcerated together twice.

There will be very little change in the production and presentation of The Special Needs Blog. I shall continue to bring you news pertaining to my specialties—alcohol, Consumption, the consumption of alcohol, tennis, Ireland, and the campaign to bring back Surge. My honored associate Captain Adam Hoden will continue being a nerd, and Jesus Miguel Hernandez will still refuse to answer any questions about his citizenship.

So please join us in welcoming our new junior associate and sports columnist Woody (Cricket Bat) Flavour.

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