Captain Adam Hoden
We here at The Special Needs Blog would are sad to report the timely death of junior associate Woody (Cricket Bat) Flavour, who was released from years of painful existence early this morning.
Last night, Mr. Flavour was stumbling home from temple—thinking it was Friday—when he was attacked and sodomized by a roving pack of feral dachshunds. His body was then dragged into a culvert and eaten by several feisty javelinas. A homeless gentleman, known locally as ‘Crispy John,’ then gathered much of his skeleton to use as dice and various other hobo bric-a-brac.
The Special Needs Group would like to extend its sincerest condolences to Mr. Flavour’s family and friends. Though Cricket Bat can never truly be replaced, we will certainly try. I wonder if Francesco Marciuliano is available?